Santa Memoirs

Every Year the questions kids ask Santa is one of my favorite things of being Santa. There is just no way to prepare for the different questions. Below are some real questions to Santa.



  • How did I meet Mrs. Claus?
  • Have you ever used the potty at my house before?
  • Where is your sleigh right now?
  • What is my favorite reindeer?
  • What do you do during the summer?
  • Does it get cold flying at night?
  • What happens if a house does not have a chimney?
  • What do the elves like to eat?
  • How long does it take to go around the world?
  • How old are the reindeer's? 
  •  What is my most favorite cookie? 
  • How long does it take to make all the presents?
  • How do people get on the bad list?  
  • Can anyone else ride in the sleigh?
  • How big is your house in the North Pole?
  • Did you build your house?
  • Why didn’t I get my Tractor last year?
  • How old are you Santa?
  • When is your birthday?
  • Santa - do you get presents?
  • What else is there to do in the North Pole?
  • How much snow is at the North Pole?
  • How did the reindeers get their names?
  • How fast can the sleigh go?
  • Is being in movies fun?
  • Why do you ring your bells?
  • Have you ever been stuck in a chimney?
  • Have you ever thought of going on a diet? <Note: That kid is now on the naughty list>